Canibus - Shove this jay-oh-bee
Tekst :
feat. BizMarkie
[Canibus]
Yo 6 o clock every morning you waking up yawning
To the sound of your alarm clock alarm
About an hour from now
You should be at the place of employment
Which is annoying cause it s so boring
Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them
It affects your occupational performance
You wonder why your work load is so enormous
Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office
People get depressed, they get ulcers
From the stress that the corporate environment causes
Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this
Seems to me like you ve got one of four choices:
You could take a new job offer for more chips
Stick it out a little longer or forfeit
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It ll feel much better if you say it like this:
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
[Canibus]
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
Put your middle finger up slowly
Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely
Say I ain t workin here no more
Who do you think you are?
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
Run to the door, to the payphone
Make a toll-free call
Tell your spouse what happened and where you are
So they can come and get you in the car later on
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
If the unemployment line ain t that long
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
Eventually, you ll get on if you try hard enough
And you ll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
[Canibus]
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious
While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces
Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated
You constantly waitin for a paycheck
Twelve months passed by and you still ain t get paid yet
Here s a optimistic motto
If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow
Most 9 to 5 s are hard
cause the description in the job ain t no picnic in the park
People get hired
Drink coffee to stay wired
So they don t get tired, sleep late, and get fired
[Biz Markie]
You came in late, you already ate,
nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!??!
[Canibus]
Ay, yo bust it, ain t no need to discuss it
Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks
[Biz Markie]
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah
I ain t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain t workin here no more
Ay Ay Ay ayee ay
I ain t workin here no more
Canibus and the Biz
It s comin from Canibus and the Biz
It s comin from Canibus and the Biz
From, from Canibus and the Biz
Inne utwory
Behind enemy rhymes Watch who you beef wid Nigganometry (Part 2) Hell Liberal arts Mic-nificent Lost @ "C" Cemantics C section Doomsday news How come Life liquid Horseman Genabis 2000 B.C. Dr. C Phd Music makes me high Boyz 2 men I gotta story 2 tell Losowe utwory
(Vinnie)
You drew a picture of my morning
But you couldn t make my day, Hey!
I m rockin and you re yawning
But you never look my way, Hey!
I m lickin down you darlin
In every single way, Hey!
Cyrk wita Was! Cyrk wita Was!
Cyrk wita Was !
W cyrkowym namiocie arena się złoci
Orkiestra głośno gra
Wirują piłeczki, słoń wchodzi do beczki
Pod niebo skacze pchła!
Tu spotkasz fakira co zjada sto szpilek
Klown kręci salta trzy
Różowa pantera połknęła tresera
W cylindrze królik znikł!
Ref.
Uwaga,...
I heard that lately,
You ve gone through a mysterious change.
People say you re secretive,
And you ve been acting strange.
They say there s magic afoot stay away they all warn,
But to me you were magical from the day that you were born
I have become spellbound,
Spellbound.
You lifted me up high,
Now I don...
Baby, is it right to fantasize
I said lady, i can t get this out of my mind
yes i m smoking i m burning
i m twisting i m turning
got to give a lot of love
woman i m learning
baby, you...
Can I hold you in my arms tonight?
Can I make your head and body light?
Can I tell you everything?
Can I make your sweet heart sing?
Can I discover about you?
I never feel alone when I m with you
I never have to talk when I m...